“Scaring These Hoes By Being Too Genuine” by Alex Dimitrov
I am on Raya and Substack.com
speaking straight from the heart.
Once again on the corner
of Lafayette and Prince
charging my credit card
one more dollar closer to God
and I’m scaring these hoes.
Nov 2
Oct 1
“EVERYTHING I DO AND SAY IS AN ARTISTIC STATEMENT (after Taylor Napolsky)” by Alexandra Naughton
people call me a piece of work and i take it as a compliment i’m here for the long haul greasing screens making poems for you i am so glad that you liked my poem and found it relatable that’s all i’m going for here to let you find yourself in part of me my poems are parts of me i remove my parts blot the liver spots half cakey gussy them up for you my poems are sacred and full of holes you should look more closely the beauty is in the dishrag god is what you can and can’t tou
Sep 28
Five poems by Spencer Eckart
After being fucked beyond hell on my deathday, I decide to cultivate my qi. To keep one's guard down all the time is a childish fantasy. Life is movement. Yes, the world makes everyone crazy. And for reasons we aren't able to comprehend and I reckon aren't supposed to. Grace comes in when it can't possibly be worse to inhabit than one's own imagination. Every moth is the God-Moth. Is the snake wrong for being what it is?
Sep 23
Three haiku 俳句 by J.L. Moultrie
SPIRES
Your mind is a lake
The wind is cool and gentle
Change courses through me
Sep 7
“All the Large Right-Wing Accounts Are Making Each Other Sign NDAs” by Tactical Surveillance Crab
The “Alt-Right” ended the second Elena Velez unfollowed me, an event I took in my stride due to my ability to slow my heart rate down to such a low number that I am able to have surgery performed on me without the aid of anesthetic (a skill Marlon Brando taught me after I sucked his wooden cock). Now, if I told you I put Pariah the Doll in Man’s World Magazine, I’d allow you an 8-second head start before I tried to kill you. Anyone who emails me about this poem WILL hear from
Aug 23
"LIZARD RAM SNAIL CRAB SNAKE" by Jeremiah Suit
Lizard...ram...snail crab snake Etched into stone Committed to mind Congealed primordial broth Baked evolutionary cake Slither from sea To land on a dream A flipper to foot Earn a useless degree A spiral of horn The flicking of tongue A venomous bite An architectural delight Nucleotidal wave Snail crab snake Lizard...ram... Snail crab snake Artificial selection The miracle Of the spiracle And an eye Within the eye Irridescent confection Rock-candy wing Sweet phylogeny Juras
Aug 17
“A Lived Example” by Clare Kelly
dumbstruck in the bardo enumerated lessons absent of all touch press now dumplings with a limestone tourniquet loman through the bellows sunshade on the mountain unincumbent mistles atop a stringing tire wire turning loosened window lace neon icicle attack display strips of famous layers insignia surface, dull retreat loosened April of my levers micron surface touch display the motive implied in the maple stretch of trees accosted I bend sideward delinquent tremors lemon
Aug 12
“they put chibi eyes on a nuke” by Alaska Hoffman
they put chibi eyes on a nuke. they proved the hyperobject can wear a hatsune miku wig and jerked off to it. it. fumbling for selfhood unhooking the straps of sodality the senior engineer is a furry. 16:9 cinematic impregnated jet show her blushing for research purposes my friend in this version of dr. strangelove you will be vored by a computer voluntarily even the virgin mary was mother and child jesus wept at gethsemane alone then killed himself. himself. ________
Jul 6


