ok, so here i am, jayne, your existential guide

they put chibi eyes on a nuke. they proved the hyperobject can wear a hatsune miku wig and jerked off to it. it. fumbling for selfhood unhooking the straps of sodality the senior engineer is a furry. 16:9 cinematic impregnated jet show her blushing for research purposes my friend in this version of dr. strangelove you will be vored by a computer voluntarily even the virgin mary was mother and child jesus wept at gethsemane alone then killed himself. himself. ________

central park trailer park they’re building a trailer park in central park i’m buying up a lot you’ll pitch a teepee i’ll bring a truck shit it beats the reservation we’ll raise our kids in the dirt i’ll throw them baseballs and we’ll walk them over to the met on the weekends they’re building a trailer park in central park and we’re building a home qwizzz is a poet, songwriter, and painter from Nevada. Stream his new album tender tangles, out now on all platforms via New Ritua

In February 2026 an account under @PalantirGirls was launched on X, showcasing images of female celebrities in mock propaganda posters in favor of Palantir, an American tech company focused on military software/hardware along with data aggregation for private companies and Western governments. Female celebrities have been AI edited to wear MAGA hats, Israeli flags, or to hold small grenades and missiles; all behind slogans taken directly from Donald Trump’s Truth Social posts

________ Asher Bentley is a writer and director, frequently working under the moniker of Dead Homes. His work delves into his predominantly digital upbringing and the sterility of contemporary relationships. He has been published in Spectra and Burial Magazine, and is also really funny and charming. Asher Bentley is on X @pregnantcop and Instagram @asherhilarious asherforever.com

I have a hard time getting up in the winter and today it was especially bad. It’s the cold, the dark, and how frigid my room is outside of my bed, especially with my dog still sleeping with her head poking out of the covers. She’s like a tiny furnace that has nails and perfect little needle teeth. She’s my entire world. I would be lost without her. I eventually get up, get dressed and after swallowing my guilt, drive to work. I find a parking spot quickly and I’m getting out

I will never be your veteran If I held you in my arms 10,000 Vietnams Would ambush your body

Oh nice you got into the literary magazine with the one hundred percent acceptance rate dude very prestigious ________ Zachary Swezy, like a jackal, preys among the tombs. Zachary Swezy is on X @poemPilled and @goodyhilton ; Instagram @localhilton ; and Linktree @ZacharySwezy

I saw the iconic photo of her I DM’d the 🥵 emoji she followed me I was happy I sent her my poetry she unfollowed me I was sad she refollowed me she even liked a tweet I was happy ________ Oliver Land is an English writer with work published in Hobart Pulp , Expat Press , A Thin Slice of Anxiety , Be About It Press , and Spectra Poets. “Ginger Jones” is the opening poem from his forthcoming collection White Light Fades (Plague Circus Press, April 2026). Oliver Land is on X

Only Human Mylk Did you know this would happen? You asked mid thrust and I replied, No bc I’m actually in my virgin era And you wanted to know what that meant And I told you that meant I was consciously celibate And it was true It was true when you sent your new address and I rubbed my still damp skin with Only Human Mylk de Parfum and jumped in an Uber when a walk could’ve sufficed It was true when I decided I didn’t want to ever be touched again and then met eyes with yo