The “Alt-Right” ended the second Elena Velez unfollowed me, an event I took in my stride due to my ability to slow my heart rate down to such a low number that I am able to have surgery performed on me without the aid of anesthetic (a skill Marlon Brando taught me after I sucked his wooden cock). Now, if I told you I put Pariah the Doll in Man’s World Magazine, I’d allow you an 8-second head start before I tried to kill you. Anyone who emails me about this poem WILL hear from

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ok, so here i am, jayne, your existential guide

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In February 2026 an account under @PalantirGirls was launched on X, showcasing images of female celebrities in mock propaganda posters in favor of Palantir, an American tech company focused on military software/hardware along with data aggregation for private companies and Western governments. Female celebrities have been AI edited to wear MAGA hats, Israeli flags, or to hold small grenades and missiles; all behind slogans taken directly from Donald Trump’s Truth Social posts

________ Asher Bentley is a writer and director, frequently working under the moniker of Dead Homes. His work delves into his predominantly digital upbringing and the sterility of contemporary relationships. He has been published in Spectra and Burial Magazine, and is also really funny and charming. Asher Bentley is on X @pregnantcop and Instagram @asherhilarious asherforever.com

I have a hard time getting up in the winter and today it was especially bad. It’s the cold, the dark, and how frigid my room is outside of my bed, especially with my dog still sleeping with her head poking out of the covers. She’s like a tiny furnace that has nails and perfect little needle teeth. She’s my entire world. I would be lost without her. I eventually get up, get dressed and after swallowing my guilt, drive to work. I find a parking spot quickly and I’m getting out

I will never be your veteran If I held you in my arms 10,000 Vietnams Would ambush your body