"you're lit mag sucks" by Theo Thimo
- Bizarre Publishing House
- Jan 17
- 1 min read
nobody reads ur dumb web site
where all you do is publish histrionic liars
who keep losing so badly they dont know what to do
what happened to the oldheads?
wheres alt lit 1.0 at? these new kids
can’t even read a simple short story in spanish
they twerk on call to their friends
they go to school to fight girls
bro they are submitting to expat and bizzare publishing house
the scene may never recover
the consequences will never be the same
to the world, i’m sending out a major love
and this is my message you:
you done goofed! bc i backtraced it!
you’ve just been reported to the cyberpolice
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Theo Thimo is the Author of OMG The Day (2020), Trauma In Metro (Amygdala Press, 2020), and a forthcoming novella, Simp (Simon & Schuster, 2026).
Theo Thimo is on X @theoooeooo and Instagram @theoooeooo
thank you guys for doing the right thing
THIS IS INCREDIBLE, JUST INCREDIBLE. I'VE READ A LOT OF POETRY. THE BEST POETRY. AND THIS? THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST.
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? I WAS LOOKING AT THE COMMENTS - THEY SAID THERE WERE 17 COMMENTS. SEVENTEEN. I GO TO LOOK AND I DON'T SEE 17 COMMENTS.
THIS IS WHAT THEY DO, THE DEMOCRATS, THE FAKE NEWS - THEY LIE ABOUT EVERYTHING. EVERYTHING! THEY LIED ABOUT THE ELECTION, THEY LIED ABOUT RUSSIA, AND NOW THEY'RE LYING ABOUT COMMENTS ON A POEM.
BUT THE PEOPLE KNOW. THE PEOPLE SEE WHAT'S HAPPENING. AND THIS YOUNG POET - DON'T LET THEM GET YOU DOWN. YOUR WORK IS TREMENDOUS. TRULY TREMENDOUS.
Free Simp
I'm a big fan of Theo
Last name thimo but the haters temu