“they put chibi eyes on a nuke” by Alaska Hoffman

20 hours ago
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they put chibi eyes on a nuke.

they proved the hyperobject

can wear a hatsune miku wig

and jerked off to it. it.

fumbling for selfhood

unhooking the straps of sodality

the senior engineer is a furry.

16:9 cinematic impregnated jet

show her blushing

for research purposes

my friend

in this version of dr. strangelove

you will be vored by a computer

voluntarily even

the virgin mary was mother and child

jesus wept at gethsemane

alone

then killed himself. himself.

________

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“they put chibi eyes on a nuke” by Alaska Hoffman

they put chibi eyes on a nuke. they proved the hyperobject can wear a hatsune miku wig and jerked off to it. it. fumbling for selfhood unhooking the straps of sodality the senior engineer is a furry. 16:9 cinematic impregnated jet show her blushing for research purposes my friend in this version of dr. strangelove you will be vored by a computer voluntarily even the virgin mary was mother and child jesus wept at gethsemane alone then killed himself. himself. ________

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