Three poems by Johnny Hollywood

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The Thinking Man Heard the News

I heard the news today.

Iran.

Home.

I can’t believe

This Israel

Ukraine

Your neck

To get a look

And everyone’s Russian

To get away

From the slaughter.

War.

It’s senseless.

Iran

Home

To my family

In Iran

But they’re all blown up and dead.

And bloody and killed.

And starving.

To think,

None of this would’ve happened

If we were all just

The same race.

The human race.

White.

Flag.

I wave.

For a ceasefire.

Because we need a truce

And we need some truth.

Before the whole world

Goes

Askew-ish

The Thinking Man Thinks about Spoiling his Dinner

Death,

Before dishonor.

Dinner,

Before dessert.

The sweetest things,

Should be saved for last.

You cannot learn

How to love someone else

Before you learn

How to love

Eating dinner.

What if the Thinking Man was a Woman?

I’m thinking…

About my pussy

________

Smiling man in dark sunglasses and a white T-shirt sits indoors beside a brick wall, posing casually.

Johnny Hollywood is a famous writer.

Johnny Hollywood is on X @johnnyh0llywood and Instagram @holljohnnywood

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Three poems by Johnny Hollywood

The Thinking Man Heard the News I heard the news today. Iran. Home. I can’t believe This Israel Ukraine Your neck To get a look And everyone’s Russian To get away From the slaughter. War. It’s senseless. Iran Home To my family In Iran But they’re all blown up and dead. And bloody and killed. And starving. To think, None of this would’ve happened If we were all just The same race. The human race. White. Flag. I wave. For a ceasefire. Because we need a truce And we need some tr

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