“All the Large Right-Wing Accounts Are Making Each Other Sign NDAs” by Tactical Surveillance Crab

The “Alt-Right” ended the second Elena Velez unfollowed me, an event I took in my stride due

to my ability to slow my heart rate down to such a low number that I am able to have surgery

performed on me without the aid of anesthetic (a skill Marlon Brando taught me after I sucked

his wooden cock). Now, if I told you I put Pariah the Doll in Man’s World Magazine, I’d allow

you an 8-second head start before I tried to kill you. Anyone who emails me about this poem

WILL hear from my lawyer. I’m not going to say what part of the Middle East he is from, but he

does own several gay nightclubs.